a serious business occurred

 

you are seeing this message because the unserious businesses could not be found. we are currently working on assembling the serious business. feel free to reach out if you have pressing business that feels especially serious; since that's what we do.
some things you might try for now:

* contact us at info@aseriousbusiness.com
* follow us on twitter at https://twitter.com/aseriousbiz
* sparkle your friends